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Linguistics jokes.


A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In many languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However," he pointed out, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." 

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."


The story is that a few years ago, a computer program for English-Russian translation was put to the test. It was doing pretty well translating random sentences until asked to translate the Bible quotation, "The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak." Someone hit the translate button and the computer typed out "The meat is rotten but they have vodka."

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